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n-ooky:

beben-eleben:

by Rap Poems

pure poetry

"bitches suck my dick because im hannah montana" - thank you based god

itspartyrehab:

Skittles Vodka.

Ingredients & Measurements:
1 large bag of Skittles
70 cl. cheapest vodka
Instructions:When making Skittles Vodka you can choose to either use all five of the flavours or to buy several bags of Skittles and separate the flavours or even mix two or three of the flavours to create your own taste. Once you have chosen your flavours the method is always the same:
Pour off some of the Vodka (down to the shoulder of the bottle should do)
Add your Skittles to the bottle.
Replace the cap and shake vigorously.
It takes several hours of intermittent shaking for the Skittles to completely dissolve (the process can be sped up by putting the bottle in a dishwasher during a wash cycle)
Once the Skittles have dissolved you should be left with colored Vodka and a layer of scum (or ming) will have formed. This ming must be removed.
Pour the Skittles Vodka through a sheet of kitchen paper or a coffee filter using a sieve. This will remove the ming and leave nothing but tasty Skittles flavored Vodka.
Chill till ice cold, serve, enjoy!
You can also make jolly ranchers vodka the same way, only difference is that you don’t have to filter it!

itspartyrehab:

Skittles Vodka.

Ingredients & Measurements:

  • 1 large bag of Skittles
  • 70 cl. cheapest vodka

Instructions:
When making Skittles Vodka you can choose to either use all five of the flavours or to buy several bags of Skittles and separate the flavours or even mix two or three of the flavours to create your own taste. Once you have chosen your flavours the method is always the same:

  1. Pour off some of the Vodka (down to the shoulder of the bottle should do)
  2. Add your Skittles to the bottle.
  3. Replace the cap and shake vigorously.
  4. It takes several hours of intermittent shaking for the Skittles to completely dissolve (the process can be sped up by putting the bottle in a dishwasher during a wash cycle)
  5. Once the Skittles have dissolved you should be left with colored Vodka and a layer of scum (or ming) will have formed. This ming must be removed.
  6. Pour the Skittles Vodka through a sheet of kitchen paper or a coffee filter using a sieve. This will remove the ming and leave nothing but tasty Skittles flavored Vodka.
  7. Chill till ice cold, serve, enjoy!

You can also make jolly ranchers vodka the same way, only difference is that you don’t have to filter it!

askcosplayisrael:

eoliveson:

aziraphalesneakers:

Can’t go over it.

Can’t go under it.

Can’t go around it.

Gotta go through it.

Trying to explain depression or anxiety to someone who’s never experienced it.

This belongs here.

Isn’t that a saying from Going on a Bear Hunt?

pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

You know why? Because there’s always this voice in the back of my head that says maybe this time it will be different. Maybe the stars will align and there will be this magic moment between us where everything will be okay again. But there’s always something or someone in the way.
Californication (via lovebug)
If your ideas are bigger than the town you’re in, you’ve got to get out of there.
Brian Fallon (via flugzeugmodus3000)

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible